Steal Wool to Microblog MemesEnglish • 3 months agoIs it that lime?file.gardenimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1601arrow-down116cross-posted to: lemmybewholesome
arrow-up1585arrow-down1imageIs it that lime?file.gardenSteal Wool to Microblog MemesEnglish • 3 months agomessage-square23fedilinkcross-posted to: lemmybewholesome
minus-squareOrbituarylinkEnglish86•3 months agoThis describes my girlfriend. She sees a miniature hammer at a store and gushes about how cute it is. She collects trinkets like a crow.
minus-square@SpaceNoodlelinkEnglish30•3 months agoIs her name Raven? Does she have obsidian plumage and a large beak?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish12•3 months agoDoes she command scores of armies at a whim, millions of black shadowed death daggers swooping to cast her foes to ghost in blanketed silence muffled only be the screams of her victims?
minus-square@shneancylinkEnglish23•3 months agocollecting trinkets is so fun i wish temu wasn’t run on slave labour, there’re so many little trinkets there
This describes my girlfriend. She sees a miniature hammer at a store and gushes about how cute it is. She collects trinkets like a crow.
Is her name Raven? Does she have obsidian plumage and a large beak?
And do crows frequently attack her?
Does she command scores of armies at a whim, millions of black shadowed death daggers swooping to cast her foes to ghost in blanketed silence muffled only be the screams of her victims?
collecting trinkets is so fun
i wish temu wasn’t run on slave labour, there’re so many little trinkets there
We have garbage at home!
but do we have 10 barely working calligraphy pens? 🥺
Probably