• Orbituary
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    556 hours ago

    This describes my girlfriend. She sees a miniature hammer at a store and gushes about how cute it is. She collects trinkets like a crow.

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      134 hours ago

      Is her name Raven? Does she have obsidian plumage and a large beak?

        • @[email protected]
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          42 hours ago

          Does she command scores of armies at a whim, millions of black shadowed death daggers swooping to cast her foes to ghost in blanketed silence muffled only be the screams of her victims?

    • @shneancy
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      185 hours ago

      collecting trinkets is so fun

      i wish temu wasn’t run on slave labour, there’re so many little trinkets there

        • @shneancy
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          93 hours ago

          but do we have 10 barely working calligraphy pens? 🥺