Kamala Harris will campaign in the Lone Star State, not because she expects to win Texas, but because she wants to shine a light on Texas’ abortion ban.

  • @AngryCommieKender
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    I was born in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. My parents were coming back from a morale cruise to Bermuda, and I got born on the USS Enterprise. I am considered a natural born citizen.

    • @dhork
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      126 hours ago

      I got born on the USS Enterprise

      Spock: Fascinating!

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        Normally, I would see that as an insult, but in response to that particular comment, I say, “Well played, sir, madame, or xir.”

        I would normally claim that the particular ship I was born on was the CVN-80, and not the NCC 1701, nor any bloody A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, or J, but that is just leaning into the Wesley meme, and I have now transformed into a depressed toucan named John Oliver.