@return2ozma to [email protected] • 3 days agoStraight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?message-square389arrow-up1305arrow-down113
arrow-up1292arrow-down1message-squareStraight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?@return2ozma to [email protected] • 3 days agomessage-square389
minus-squareWadeTheWizardlinkfedilink73•3 days agoWashing your hands implies you touched your penis and touching penises is gay.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•2 days agoI usually just wet my pants to avoid touching my own penis so I don’t get perceived as gay. Shit, I just used the word perceived. Gay af.
Washing your hands implies you touched your penis and touching penises is gay.
I usually just wet my pants to avoid touching my own penis so I don’t get perceived as gay. Shit, I just used the word perceived. Gay af.
Only straight way to use a urinal is helicoptering, got it