• @TriflingToad
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    1212 hours ago

    another implied fact: the pitcher MEANT to throw a baby, they just didn’t mean to throw a CHRISTIAN baby

    • @Event_Horizon
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      1212 hours ago

      There’s actually no evidence the pitcher was ever using a ball. And based off all the information provided it seems likely the pitcher has been throwing babies the entire game!