• @Dvixen
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    329 days ago

    We don’t want him. Surely there’s an island in the middle of the ocean he can be sent.

      • @Dvixen
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        229 days ago

        Too right. Hawai’i is far above him.

        I should have been more detailed in my criteria. Uninhabited, no vegetation, maybe even only an inch above sea level.

        I do like the raft idea. Drop him off with the flat pack, he can assemble it himself.

      • @TexasDrunk
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        129 days ago

        Please just put him on an ice floe that will eventually give way.