• @TexasDrunk
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    93 months ago

    The bridge is in Canada. He should go back there and guard it.

    Apologies to my lovely Canadian friends. I would take a bullet for y’all, but I would burn down a lot of shit to get rid of Fled Cruz.

    • @Dvixen
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      33 months ago

      We don’t want him. Surely there’s an island in the middle of the ocean he can be sent.

        • @Dvixen
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          23 months ago

          Too right. Hawai’i is far above him.

          I should have been more detailed in my criteria. Uninhabited, no vegetation, maybe even only an inch above sea level.

          I do like the raft idea. Drop him off with the flat pack, he can assemble it himself.

        • @TexasDrunk
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          13 months ago

          Please just put him on an ice floe that will eventually give way.