Sjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost • 3 months agoBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square138fedilinkarrow-up1729arrow-down111
arrow-up1718arrow-down1imageBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksSjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost • 3 months agomessage-square138fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink136•3 months agoYeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink17•edit-23 months agoI don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
minus-square@accideathlink42•3 months agoWe live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
minus-square@Rolandolink27•3 months ago someone who likes the name Blessica I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
minus-square@wjriilinkEnglish8•3 months agoNo. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
I don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
Not with that attitude.
you can certainly try
With a mace everything is possible.
And malice
And my (bl)axe
I mean, you can knock up a trans guy
Damn :(
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
Blive, blaugh, blove
Is that you scoob?
Ruh roh
To… blave…
Blilly Blystal
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
That’s a crunchy mom?
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”