Sjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost • 8 hours agoBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square79fedilinkarrow-up1393arrow-down14
arrow-up1389arrow-down1imageBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksSjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost • 8 hours agomessage-square79fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink94•7 hours agoYeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
minus-square@Rolandolink15•4 hours ago someone who likes the name Blessica I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
minus-square@wjriilinkEnglish3•3 hours agoNo. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink14•edit-27 hours agoI don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
minus-square@accideathlink31•7 hours agoWe live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
Blive, blaugh, blove
Is that you scoob?
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
I don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
Not with that attitude.
you can certainly try
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
With a mace everything is possible.
And malice
And my (bl)axe
Damn :(