Ok…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue.
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
Ok…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue.
Ok…
The name Blessica sucks.
She just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
Blive, blaugh, blove
Is that you scoob?
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
I don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
you can certainly try
Not with that attitude.
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
With a mace everything is possible.
And malice
And my (bl)axe
Damn :(