• @800XL
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    2624 days ago

    Get the guillotine.

    • @Alwaysnownevernotme
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      1024 days ago

      The guillotine was designed to minimize suffering.

      I would like to posit a 275 kilo power hammer that goes off as many times as you have been “slammed” in headlines.

      • @WhatYouNeed
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        924 days ago

        Hung, drawn and quartered is quite effective at maximizing the suffering.

        Having your cock cut off and stuffing in your mouth while you’re still alive is a pretty brutal final fuck you.

        • @saruwatarikooji
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          324 days ago

          If we really want to maximize suffering, I might suggest a mandolin for the testicles.