• @Alwaysnownevernotme
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    1024 days ago

    The guillotine was designed to minimize suffering.

    I would like to posit a 275 kilo power hammer that goes off as many times as you have been “slammed” in headlines.

    • @WhatYouNeed
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      924 days ago

      Hung, drawn and quartered is quite effective at maximizing the suffering.

      Having your cock cut off and stuffing in your mouth while you’re still alive is a pretty brutal final fuck you.

      • @saruwatarikooji
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        324 days ago

        If we really want to maximize suffering, I might suggest a mandolin for the testicles.