I am seriously thinking of commissioning a simple tungsten cube emblazoned with cuneiform style figures, set up on a stainless steel platform. For the legacy. For someone millions of years from now.

  • @[email protected]
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    112 days ago

    Your schlong will not last as long as that material allows for. So I’d go with a titanium casting of it, complete with vulgarities, like the graffiti in Pompeii

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      15 hours ago

      A titanium cage and a tungsten buttplug for balance.

      both should have RGB for safety at night.