I am seriously thinking of commissioning a simple tungsten cube emblazoned with cuneiform style figures, set up on a stainless steel platform. For the legacy. For someone millions of years from now.

  • @CrackhappyOP
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    132 months ago

    This might blow your mind, but I currently have a titanium chastity cage.

    • @[email protected]
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      112 months ago

      Your schlong will not last as long as that material allows for. So I’d go with a titanium casting of it, complete with vulgarities, like the graffiti in Pompeii

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        12 months ago

        A titanium cage and a tungsten buttplug for balance.

        both should have RGB for safety at night.