• root
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      319 hours ago

      My exact thoughts. Penis worm? Time to look up how to actively avoid getting any penis worms.

        • @[email protected]
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          32 hours ago

          You’re right. It’s the Sounding Worm that is the penis parasite, not Penis Worm. Sounding Worms are aptly named because they get inside the urethra and live there, and can even cause orgasm when excited.

        • root
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          148 hours ago

          Well now I’m concerned about the picture of my penis in the wiki article…

        • @Maalus
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          25 hours ago

          If that’s how their dicks looked like, they need to see a doctor.

      • @SpruceBringsteen
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        48 hours ago

        They’re easy to spot if you have them.

        They’ll appear as thin squiggly lines running underneath your skin, usually a different pigment than your natural skin tone.

      • @motor_spirit
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        27 hours ago

        came for the outrage, then came for the outrage