• root
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    494 months ago

    My exact thoughts. Penis worm? Time to look up how to actively avoid getting any penis worms.

      • root
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        194 months ago

        Well now I’m concerned about the picture of my penis in the wiki article…

      • @[email protected]
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        74 months ago

        You’re right. It’s the Sounding Worm that is the penis parasite, not Penis Worm. Sounding Worms are aptly named because they get inside the urethra and live there, and can even cause orgasm when excited.

      • @Maalus
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        44 months ago

        If that’s how their dicks looked like, they need to see a doctor.

    • @SpruceBringsteen
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      54 months ago

      They’re easy to spot if you have them.

      They’ll appear as thin squiggly lines running underneath your skin, usually a different pigment than your natural skin tone.