@[email protected] to Showerthoughts • 1 month agoComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookersmessage-square273fedilinkarrow-up1898arrow-down1139
arrow-up1759arrow-down1message-squareComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers@[email protected] to Showerthoughts • 1 month agomessage-square273fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish13•edit-21 month agoIf hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist. Literally And figuratively #SexWorkIsRealWork
minus-squaremegane-kunlinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoHeck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install. Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!
minus-squareZierlinkfedilink5•1 month agoYou can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)linkfedilink7•1 month agoLook at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here. Bragger
minus-squaremegane-kunlinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoIf your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoIf all else fails, you might have to resort to the double dd to recover from a failing disk!
minus-squareddhlinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoIf you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.
If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist.
Literally
And figuratively
#SexWorkIsRealWork
Heck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.
Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!
You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.
Look at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here.
Bragger
Some of us still have Hard Drives. O_o
If your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.
If all else fails, you might have to resort to the double dd to recover from a failing disk!
“No sex, tech support is my companionship!”
If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.