• @mvirts
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    Lol still trying to decide if the linuxsucks community is entirely genuine.

    • @[email protected]
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      331 minutes ago

      Considering the mod will ban you for expressing literally the same sentiment as the OP and was posting multiple time daily, I think they are.

      • @mvirts
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        229 minutes ago

        Must be a masochist

  • Zier
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    353 hours ago

    Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!

      • @[email protected]
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        If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist.

        Literally

        And figuratively

        #SexWorkIsRealWork

        • megane-kun
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          127 minutes ago

          Heck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.

          Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!

  • @Holyginz
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    52 hours ago

    I don’t care that Linux is talked about here. It’s just insufferable having people commenting with this superior attitude about it making it seem like the second coming. It’s just as bad as aggressive vegans and cryptobros.

    • @[email protected]
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      249 minutes ago

      Does that really happen though? Maybe I just don’t notice it.

      I guess it comes up in any thread about windows, in the same way a post about “google chrome adds whatever anti-feature” is going to have comments saying “firefox is way better”.

  • peopleproblems
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    52 hours ago

    Look, I got enough for two hours with one whore, or enough for 10 minutes with a dozen different whores.

    I actually don’t know where I was going with that, but something a long the lines of so many different distros and only so much time in a day.

  • @[email protected]
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    885 hours ago

    Frankly, I don’t have a problem with anyone who uses linux, I do too. I just get tired of the same stupid circlejerks that paint it as some kind of perfect alternative to existing mainstays. I like it, you like it, Lemmy is a deeply nerdy subsect of diehard FOSS ideologies and the power of the personal computer. But dear god is it kind of insufferable at times when it’s preaching to converts, and I imagine even less pleasant for those who just don’t have a desire to care.

    • @[email protected]
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      42 hours ago

      Microsoft makes stupid decision for Windows = There’s always someone writing up paragraphs of how they switched to Linux via Mint, like they’re about to convert swathes of people to do the same. Insert meme where Obama is giving himself a medal.

    • @[email protected]
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      72 hours ago

      Second.

      That blue screen of death post which recently said that Windows users live in fear of losing everything was a perfect example. As is this bullshit shower thought.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 hours ago

        On the other hand, my only remaining Windows machine routinely bluescreens with 0xDEADDEAD, which is never supposed to happen (it’s a test code, for a deliberately initiated crash).

        I think the last time I got a kernel panic on a Linux machine was 2011, and it was an mp3 player that was definitely not designed to run Linux.

    • TrippyHippyDan
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      I think the biggest problem is the fact that it is a three-pronged Choice.

      Where two of them are fighting each other to become the biggest dumpster fire and the last one is just trying to function.

      Its like the American political system. 😂

    • @ApollosArrow
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      102 hours ago

      I will say there were times I wanted to ask certain questions, and was sure I would just be met with multiple “switch to linux” responses. I just used google to try and find answers on Reddit.

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    22 hours ago

    Why do the hookers get to decide it’s a brothel?

  • Cyborganism
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    124 hours ago

    It’s true that were total sluts aren’t we?

    We’re never faithful to one distribution. Always hopping from one to the next until it doesn’t satisfy us no more.

    #LinuxSluts

    • @[email protected]
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      43 hours ago

      I prefer to think of it as an open relationship. I have my home distro, my work distro, and if either of them aren’t in the mood, there is an wide variety of other distros to get the job done.

      And if I’m feeling really kinky, there’s always Windows.

    • @Valmond
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      23 hours ago

      I only use Mint. But I have 4 of them now.

    • @dohpaz42
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      54 hours ago

      You see, little @[email protected], when a man loves a woman…. Birds…. Bees…. yada yada yada…. You get a baby brother or sister.

  • @breadsmasher
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    145 hours ago

    if only those people had seen reddit in the really early days

  • @SendMePhotos
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    34 hours ago

    To be fair… There are too many in a brothel…

    • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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      13 hours ago

      You must not browse All much then. There’s a community here called LinuxSucks which I ended up blocking because it just wasn’t very funny but holy hell they were on a posting spree the other day.

      • @[email protected]
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        Ah maybe I blocked them a long time ago because I haven’t seen it. What’s not to like about Linux?? I don’t even use Linux but I find the memes and posts funny.