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minus-square@Subtractylink53•4 months ago1-3 Amazing costume idea for dedicated person with makeup skills. 4 But where do I get a crocodile?
minus-square@Viking_Hippielink7•4 months agoSo rather than anywhere in Florida, we’re talking just the tip of America’s penis.
minus-square@Viking_Hippielink2•4 months agoI fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn’t believe that there’s crocodiles in the US either!
minus-squareidunnololzlink2•4 months agoFloridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.
minus-squarebabybuslinkfedilinkEnglish5•4 months ago But where do I get a crocodile? We used to meet them at work, on the streets, in clubs, everywhere. Today you should probably install an app and hope you’ll match with one.
1-3 Amazing costume idea for dedicated person with makeup skills. 4 But where do I get a crocodile?
Aren’t those alligators?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile
So rather than anywhere in Florida, we’re talking just the tip of America’s penis.
Yes. Just the tip. I promise.
I fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn’t believe that there’s crocodiles in the US either!
Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?
Floridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.
Comes with the spirit halloween set.
We used to meet them at work, on the streets, in clubs, everywhere. Today you should probably install an app and hope you’ll match with one.
How do you get a lab coat on said Crocodile?