A new study reveals it would take far longer than the lifespan of our universe for a typing monkey to randomly produce Shakespeare. So, while the Infinite Monkey Theorem is true, it is also somewhat misleading.

The question that everyone has been dying to know has been answered. Finally! What will scientists study next?

  • Nightwatch AdminEnglish
    23•2 months ago

    Someone wiser than me already said that it already has happened: 1 ape did, in fact, write the complete works of Shakespeare.

        • @scarabicEnglish
          2•2 months ago

          We are apes and birds are dinosaurs, but monkeys and apes are distinct categories under primates so no, apes are not monkeys.

      • @KlearEnglish
        2•2 months ago

        apes ⊂ monkeys, actually.

        • @scarabicEnglish
          3•2 months ago

          monkey c monkey do