@return2ozma to News • 2 months agoDentists are pulling healthy and treatable teeth to profit from implants, experts warnwww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square37arrow-up1370arrow-down19cross-posted to: aboringdystopia
arrow-up1361arrow-down1external-linkDentists are pulling healthy and treatable teeth to profit from implants, experts warnwww.cbsnews.com@return2ozma to News • 2 months agomessage-square37cross-posted to: aboringdystopia
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•edit-22 months agoThey’re trying to monetize their patient’s suffering before the tooth growing drug gets popular. I can almost guarantee it.
minus-square@Tylerdurdonlink7•2 months agoI wonder if the side effects will include “teeth growing in unusual locations…” beyond the usual nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea of course.
minus-square@Cortlink7•2 months agoOther end, they’ll be in your butt. On the upside your poops will look like this:
They’re trying to monetize their patient’s suffering before the tooth growing drug gets popular. I can almost guarantee it.
I wonder if the side effects will include “teeth growing in unusual locations…” beyond the usual nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea of course.
It’s going to be in the brain, isn’t it.
Other end, they’ll be in your butt.
On the upside your poops will look like this:
Thanks for ruining play doh! I can never play again!
Privates
Sir, yes, sir!
Get in the front leaning rest and give me 50, private!
drops and grows 50 teeth