@return2ozma to News • 7 hours agoDentists are pulling healthy and treatable teeth to profit from implants, experts warnwww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square30arrow-up1227arrow-down13cross-posted to: aboringdystopia
arrow-up1224arrow-down1external-linkDentists are pulling healthy and treatable teeth to profit from implants, experts warnwww.cbsnews.com@return2ozma to News • 7 hours agomessage-square30cross-posted to: aboringdystopia
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•edit-26 hours agoThey’re trying to monetize their patient’s suffering before the tooth growing drug gets popular. I can almost guarantee it.
minus-square@Tylerdurdonlink6•5 hours agoI wonder if the side effects will include “teeth growing in unusual locations…” beyond the usual nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea of course.
minus-square@Cortlink3•2 hours agoOther end, they’ll be in your butt. On the upside your poops will look like this:
They’re trying to monetize their patient’s suffering before the tooth growing drug gets popular. I can almost guarantee it.
I wonder if the side effects will include “teeth growing in unusual locations…” beyond the usual nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea of course.
It’s going to be in the brain, isn’t it.
Other end, they’ll be in your butt.
On the upside your poops will look like this:
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Sir, yes, sir!