• @Lost_My_Mind
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    1419 hours ago

    Had to bring it inside, to protect it from those lemon stealing whores!

    • @bluespin
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      418 hours ago

      “We do - we do have some lemon whores in this neighborhood”

        • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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          516 hours ago

          No, no, no, When life gives you lemons, don’t ~~ make lemonade~~ get whores.

          When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!