• @TootSweet
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    1233 months ago

    Cthulhu for president 2024. Why settle for a lesser evil?

    • @[email protected]
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      3 months ago

      Cthulhu is the CEO of, and the entire board of an international company that was originally started by selling second hand pencils, and is now in control of 2/3 of the worlds food supply, ceiling fans, caste iron cookware, navel ship contracts, fire alarm and led light bulb multinational alliances, crawfish bait stores, mesh trucker hats, smart TVs…

      It’s far above anything as simple as one countries president.

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        443 months ago

        While the “caste iron cookware” sounds fascinating, I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”

        Please don’t edit your comment, the mental images I’m getting from it are fantastic

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            3 months ago

            *attempts to fathom terrors* *suddenly gets urge to put on a maid outfit and dust the place* You’re not wrong…

        • Zagorath
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          143 months ago

          I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”

          You ever heard of “belly-button shots”? Well a navel ship is what you get if you float a tiny boat on one.

          • Maestro
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            113 months ago

            Tiny? Do you have any idea how large the Great Old One’s navel is? You can float a destroyer in it…

        • @BatrickPateman
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          93 months ago

          Navel ships makes for the real cosmic horror here.

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            63 months ago

            Lovecraftian horror is just realizing the earth is floating in a sea of dark matter that splooshed into the elder god’s belly button.

        • @Meron35
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          53 months ago

          What, haven’t you seen fandoms shipping the bellybuttons of two characters together

      • Cakey
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        73 months ago

        Call of cthulhu - Nanowar Of Steel

        It just sounds like what you wrotr

      • @[email protected]
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        23 months ago

        It’s far above anything as simple as one countries president.

        How about every country’s president/prime minister/king/etc?

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      303 months ago

      "

      • I’ll drive all humanity insane!
      • How does the insanity manifest?
      • They’ll carve strange sculptures, chant and dance around them, and maybe make orgies."