Ahh, I see you’re a Trump kid. I’m afraid I can’t just give you this candy as a handout; that would be some commie socialist shit. Instead, I’m going to have to ask you to walk a couple thousand miles in the sweltering heat, then swim across this river that’s been strung with razor wire, then climb over this 20-foot wall, not get spotted by border patrol, thermal imaging, dogs, etc. Once you’ve made it through all that, I’m gonna need you to work a minimum-wage job for twenty years while you contribute to the social security fund that you’re ineligible to receive, and once you pass your citizenship test, I’ll let you have a piece of candy. But I’ll also spit in your face. We have standards.
Meanwhile the part that is lost is that what started this was republicans calling Puerto rico a floating island of garbage. However, it’s somehow them that are the victim in this? 🤦♂️
Because being a victim is playing life on easy mode. Or at least that is how they think. When everything bad that happens in your life is due to someone else then there never is a reason to have to do the hard work of changing.
I can only imagine how annoying it must be to live in the same neighborhood any of the Trump kids are in. They’re just so fucking stupid.
Ahh, I see you’re a Trump kid. I’m afraid I can’t just give you this candy as a handout; that would be some commie socialist shit. Instead, I’m going to have to ask you to walk a couple thousand miles in the sweltering heat, then swim across this river that’s been strung with razor wire, then climb over this 20-foot wall, not get spotted by border patrol, thermal imaging, dogs, etc. Once you’ve made it through all that, I’m gonna need you to work a minimum-wage job for twenty years while you contribute to the social security fund that you’re ineligible to receive, and once you pass your citizenship test, I’ll let you have a piece of candy. But I’ll also spit in your face. We have standards.
Don’t forget to make them report for frequent random drug tests too. As we all know, people who struggle with addiction don’t deserve help. /s
Meanwhile the part that is lost is that what started this was republicans calling Puerto rico a floating island of garbage. However, it’s somehow them that are the victim in this? 🤦♂️
Because being a victim is playing life on easy mode. Or at least that is how they think. When everything bad that happens in your life is due to someone else then there never is a reason to have to do the hard work of changing.
Those poor trash bags, they didn’t deserve this…