I’m aware of the NCIS scenes, what else you guys got?

  • @[email protected]
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    155 hours ago

    Recently, I’ve been mindful of how long fights are in movies.

    Sword fight? Fanning at each other, crossing and smacking swords. Maybe even walking around each other. I don’t think that’s how a real sword fight would look.

    Fights where it’s mostly talking. Talking and talking. Nobody would fight like that.

    Fist fights without a smack and dead. It’s fancy movement - only because of the shaky camera and cuts of course. Give me back Jackie Chan or smack them once and they fall over.

    I also dislike noticing the wire-guided movements. Fast acceleration and you can see them balancing in the air lifted by wires. Wires removed after-the-fact, but it’s such unnatural movement.

    And of course, the classic gunfight where nobody hits anything.

    Or any monster chase or fight. If a giant monster chases you it’s faster and instant-kills you. But not in movies.

    It’s certainly prevalent.

    • @GraniteM
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      Sword fight? Fanning at each other, crossing and smacking swords. Maybe even walking around each other. I don’t think that’s how a real sword fight would look.

      Akira fucking Kurosawa, on the other hand…

    • @drunkpostdisaster
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      21 hour ago

      I think the movie was called The Duelist it had some of the best sword fighting in a movie. Both fighters where super cautious care with each move so that half the scene was them waiting and measuring followed by a quick exchange and then back to caution and circling.

    • @Dasus
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      32 hours ago

      And of course, the classic gunfight where nobody hits anything.

      This one?

    • @ericbombOP
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      74 hours ago

      “Or any monster chase or fight. If a giant monster chases you it’s faster and instant-kills you. But not in movies.”

      Monster: struggles to catch a running humans

      Monster in next scene: catching up with a car pretty easily

      Speed always kills me in things.