PALM BEACH, FL—Asserting that the pair had not been close “for decades” prior to the financier’s death, Donald Trump admitted Friday that his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein was severed after a dispute over dibs on the former president’s daughter Ivanka Trump. “We had a very good time for many years, but it was unfortunately Ivanka […]
You can tell this is from The Onion, because their sick relationship probably never soured.
… Because they absolutely would have just taken turns
Eiffel Tower or Devil’s?
I mean, there was that post earlier today about someone having about 100 hours of voice recordings of interviews with Epstein about shit Trump told him, about the white house and otherwise.
Supposedly it did, but because Trump kept saying the quite part loud.