• @Lost_My_Mind
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    9521 days ago

    Alright. At what point do we admit that The Onion is just serving out legitimate factual stories?

    This absolutely happened, right?

      • @PunnyName
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        1121 days ago

        I straight up ate the onion this time.

    • @Eatspancakes84
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      820 days ago

      Yes it sounds plausible but the timeline does not add up. When Ivanka was 14 they were still friends.

  • @Fuckfuckmyfuckingass
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    5521 days ago

    Damn, got me. Didn’t see the community this was for a sec and it had me going.

    • @[email protected]
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      2021 days ago

      Yup. I bit too. When the Onion is this fast it’s hard to catch them. The Carlson Tucker one almost got me too.

      • @athairmor
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        1221 days ago

        This one too plausible for satire.

        • @[email protected]
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          721 days ago

          It’d be hilarious if Trump publicly denied it, turning the onion into an actual news outlet.

  • @apocalypticat
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    4321 days ago

    You can tell this is from The Onion, because their sick relationship probably never soured.

    • @coyootje
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      621 days ago

      I mean, there was that post earlier today about someone having about 100 hours of voice recordings of interviews with Epstein about shit Trump told him, about the white house and otherwise.

    • @Duamerthrax
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      221 days ago

      Supposedly it did, but because Trump kept saying the quite part loud.

  • @Duamerthrax
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    2621 days ago

    Hmm, seems about right…

    glances at url

    ah

    • @[email protected]
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      420 days ago

      Was literally you comment that made me realise what was going on. Lord everything is cooked ATM

  • @maurice
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    1721 days ago

    Trump aint sharing

    • @PunnyName
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      1421 days ago

      “If I can’t have her, no one can have democracy.”

  • @[email protected]
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    1421 days ago

    I recently mused that it has got to be hard for the Onion to come up with something these days given how reality keeps catching up to satire, but this headline proves it’s not just hard, it’s downright impossible to satirize Trump.

  • DrSleepless
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    621 days ago

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

  • @[email protected]
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    121 days ago

    Guys, why are y’all just topping the least funny Onion articles? It’s mostly political stuff ☹️