• @Duamerthrax
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    2413 hours ago

    Hmm, seems about right…

    glances at url

    ah

  • @Lost_My_Mind
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    7515 hours ago

    Alright. At what point do we admit that The Onion is just serving out legitimate factual stories?

    This absolutely happened, right?

    • @Eatspancakes84
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      46 hours ago

      Yes it sounds plausible but the timeline does not add up. When Ivanka was 14 they were still friends.

      • @PunnyName
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        913 hours ago

        I straight up ate the onion this time.

  • @[email protected]
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    1111 hours ago

    I recently mused that it has got to be hard for the Onion to come up with something these days given how reality keeps catching up to satire, but this headline proves it’s not just hard, it’s downright impossible to satirize Trump.

  • @apocalypticat
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    3415 hours ago

    You can tell this is from The Onion, because their sick relationship probably never soured.

    • @coyootje
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      514 hours ago

      I mean, there was that post earlier today about someone having about 100 hours of voice recordings of interviews with Epstein about shit Trump told him, about the white house and otherwise.

    • @Duamerthrax
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      113 hours ago

      Supposedly it did, but because Trump kept saying the quite part loud.

  • @Fuckfuckmyfuckingass
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    4816 hours ago

    Damn, got me. Didn’t see the community this was for a sec and it had me going.

    • @[email protected]
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      1816 hours ago

      Yup. I bit too. When the Onion is this fast it’s hard to catch them. The Carlson Tucker one almost got me too.

      • @athairmor
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        1015 hours ago

        This one too plausible for satire.

        • @[email protected]
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          613 hours ago

          It’d be hilarious if Trump publicly denied it, turning the onion into an actual news outlet.

  • @maurice
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    1613 hours ago

    Trump aint sharing

    • @PunnyName
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      1313 hours ago

      “If I can’t have her, no one can have democracy.”

  • DrSleepless
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    515 hours ago

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

  • @[email protected]
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    111 hours ago

    Guys, why are y’all just topping the least funny Onion articles? It’s mostly political stuff ☹️