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    • @Squorlple
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      1522 days ago

      Two possible scenarios:

      1. OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election

      2. OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven

      • Pudutr0n
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        422 days ago

        I like the second scenario best tbh, even if it entails me burning in hell for the rest of eternity.

        • @Squorlple
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          422 days ago

          Don’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well

          • Pudutr0n
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            222 days ago

            I don’t know. I’ve been enjoying the late decadence of western civilization, to be perfectly honest. It could get worse, sure, but can you imagine anything more boring than having our collective survival as a species guaranteed?

            I can’t.

          • @Arbiter
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            122 days ago

            Sounds like an improvement.

      • Guy Dudeman
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        422 days ago

        There’s a difference between poll returns and election results. Returns are “as they happen” and get updated. Results are final.

        • @troglodytisOP
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          522 days ago

          Thanks. I realized after the comment that the term has gone out of fashion

          • Guy Dudeman
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            221 days ago

            Weird. Let’s bring it back!

      • @P00ptart
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        222 days ago

        Even if the rapture happens tomorrow, nothing changes.

        “God” - “I started the rapture, why aren’t there more people up here?”

        St peter- “there weren’t any believers that were qualified”

        • @betterdeadthanreddit
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          222 days ago

          Take them anyway, I really don’t want to be stuck with a bunch of rapture reject crybabies. Burn me in hell forever, see if I give a shit, but don’t make me listen to them whine about it.

    • @troglodytisOP
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      22 days ago

      Oops. Thanks

      It’s kind of an obsolete vernacular

      • Guy Dudeman
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        222 days ago

        You’re not wrong though. Poll returns are what you get gradually until all votes are reported. Results are the final results of the election.