@troglodytis to Ask Lemmy • edit-24 hours agoHey Lemmy, where are you watching the results tomorrow?message-square51arrow-up144arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareHey Lemmy, where are you watching the results tomorrow?@troglodytis to Ask Lemmy • edit-24 hours agomessage-square51file-text
minus-square@SquorlplelinkEnglish12•4 hours agoTwo possible scenarios: OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven
minus-square@P00ptartlink1•1 hour agoEven if the rapture happens tomorrow, nothing changes. “God” - “I started the rapture, why aren’t there more people up here?” St peter- “there weren’t any believers that were qualified”
minus-squareGuy DudemanlinkEnglish3•3 hours agoThere’s a difference between poll returns and election results. Returns are “as they happen” and get updated. Results are final.
minus-square@troglodytisOPlink3•2 hours agoThanks. I realized after the comment that the term has gone out of fashion
minus-squarePudutr0nlinkfedilink4•4 hours agoI like the second scenario best tbh, even if it entails me burning in hell for the rest of eternity.
minus-square@SquorlplelinkEnglish4•4 hours agoDon’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well
minus-squarePudutr0nlinkfedilink2•4 hours agoI don’t know. I’ve been enjoying the late decadence of western civilization, to be perfectly honest. It could get worse, sure, but can you imagine anything more boring than having our collective survival as a species guaranteed? I can’t.
Two possible scenarios:
OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election
OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven
Even if the rapture happens tomorrow, nothing changes.
“God” - “I started the rapture, why aren’t there more people up here?”
St peter- “there weren’t any believers that were qualified”
There’s a difference between poll returns and election results. Returns are “as they happen” and get updated. Results are final.
Thanks. I realized after the comment that the term has gone out of fashion
I like the second scenario best tbh, even if it entails me burning in hell for the rest of eternity.
Don’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well
Sounds like an improvement.
I don’t know. I’ve been enjoying the late decadence of western civilization, to be perfectly honest. It could get worse, sure, but can you imagine anything more boring than having our collective survival as a species guaranteed?
I can’t.