• @pjwestin
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    362 months ago

    Wait, why does Superman have income? Has he been charging the people for his services this whole time?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      182 months ago

      He keeps sending bills to Lois and she just keeps paying them like an idiot.

    • @Lumisal
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      72 months ago

      Well he did that one time he wanted to catch that gang leader, million dollar joe or something like that

        • @Lumisal
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          92 months ago

          Yeah, from back when they did the click bait comics.

          He was saving up a million dollars to put in a safe he made of stone that was a trap.

          He then returned all the money back.

    • @[email protected]
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      62 months ago

      Clark Kent probably draws a salary, but I’m guessing he keeps that legal identity totally separate, with separate ownership of stuff.

      But there are ways to make income without another person agreeing to payment:

      • Lost, abandoned, or mislaid property may be claimed by the finder as their own in some circumstances.
      • Certain types of buried treasure can be claimed by the finder, as well.
      • Certain natural resources can be claimed by the people who extract them, especially from land or sea or even space that isn’t owned by anyone. For example, the Guano Islands Act authorized explorers to claim islands covered in bird shit on behalf of the United States, and bring back all that valuable bird shit.
      • At sea, the law of salvage entities a rescuer to some reward for saving a ship or its cargo. There are other reward systems out there, too, including for tips that get criminals arrested/convicted, whistleblower rewards, etc. Maybe fighting crime can pay through those mechanisms.
      • Once he actually has property in hand, Superman can also make it more valuable. Processed lumber is more valuable than raw timber, steel is more valuable than the constituent elements that went into making it. And, uh, he could always start a business and sell the stock.

      And you don’t need an agreement to receive property as gifts after the fact. He might not charge people for his services, but if he’s willing to accept their thanks in the form of something valuable, maybe that’s something he can make money off of.

      Alternatively, he’s just been stealing from Lex Luthor.

    • @[email protected]
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      42 months ago

      Maybe there’s a shell company that Clark Kent makes payments to, and then Superman bills it for nonexistent super-services so that he can have some spending money while in costume.

      • @pjwestin
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        62 months ago

        But the minimum taxable income is $13K, so the only reason to run this scam would be if Superman was spending more than thirteen grand in costume, and that would raise so many more questions!

        • @evidences
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          32 months ago

          Like where does he put the money when in costume? He clearly doesn’t have pockets and I’ve never seen Superman carrying a bag of any sort.

          • @kryptonite
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            32 months ago

            He has a pocket in his cape. It’s where he keeps his Clark clothes, shoes, and glasses when he’s Superman - super-compressed first, of course.

          • @pjwestin
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            22 months ago

            I mean, he could put some in his boot or belt or something, but not 13 grand.

    • Stern
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      32 months ago

      He gets a lot of tips.