WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring concession speech following last night's election loss, Kamala Harris announced she would work to ensure a peaceful transition of power to the man she called Adolf Hitler for the last year.

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    • @PunnyNameEnglish
      19•3 months ago

      We wanted it to “be funny later” during his first term.

      It wasn’t.

      • @AgrivarEnglish
        4•3 months ago

        We’re ALL fucked, and it won’t be nice.