@grue to Fuck CarsEnglish • 9 hours agoAmbulance hits cyclist, rushes him to hospital, then sticks him with $1,800 billwww.oregonlive.comexternal-linkmessage-square36arrow-up1276arrow-down16file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion[email protected][email protected]
arrow-up1270arrow-down1external-linkAmbulance hits cyclist, rushes him to hospital, then sticks him with $1,800 billwww.oregonlive.com@grue to Fuck CarsEnglish • 9 hours agomessage-square36file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion[email protected][email protected]
minus-square@Lost_My_MindlinkEnglish-4•7 hours agoYour honor…he hit me! Nuh-uh! Yeah huh!!! He started it!!! No I didn’t!!! Moooooom!!! Your mom has been dead for 32 years…you’re 81 And I’m still bike riding the mean streets of NYC! Yeah, and getting billed for your bad driving.
Sounds like a pretty straightforward lawsuit
Your honor…he hit me!
Nuh-uh!
Yeah huh!!!
He started it!!!
No I didn’t!!!
Moooooom!!!
Your mom has been dead for 32 years…you’re 81
And I’m still bike riding the mean streets of NYC!
Yeah, and getting billed for your bad driving.
The bad driver was the one not getting billed.