• ThrowawayOnLemmy
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    208 hours ago

    Sounds like a pretty straightforward lawsuit

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      -47 hours ago

      Your honor…he hit me!

      Nuh-uh!

      Yeah huh!!!

      He started it!!!

      No I didn’t!!!

      Moooooom!!!

      Your mom has been dead for 32 years…you’re 81

      And I’m still bike riding the mean streets of NYC!

      Yeah, and getting billed for your bad driving.

      • @grueOP
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        77 hours ago

        The bad driver was the one not getting billed.