• @Lost_My_Mind
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    -48 hours ago

    Your honor…he hit me!

    Nuh-uh!

    Yeah huh!!!

    He started it!!!

    No I didn’t!!!

    Moooooom!!!

    Your mom has been dead for 32 years…you’re 81

    And I’m still bike riding the mean streets of NYC!

    Yeah, and getting billed for your bad driving.

    • @grueOP
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      78 hours ago

      The bad driver was the one not getting billed.