• IninewCrow
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    193 months ago

    They should just get specialists into court proceedings with these people to just bombard them with the most complex legalese in absolute detail.

    • EleventhHour
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      283 months ago

      They already do. They’re called “lawyers”

      • IninewCrow
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        133 months ago

        I meant in addition to the lawyer … the added specialist would just be some kind of academic with a great detailed knowledge of archaic laws and regulations who could just cite obscure codes, legalese, regulations and explanations going all the way back to Ancient Greece and the Babylonians - their job would be just to calmly answer back to the Sovcit with ever more complex explanations and jargon.

        • @[email protected]
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          93 months ago

          I meant in addition to the lawyer … the added specialist would just be some kind of

          Mental health professional!

        • EleventhHour
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          53 months ago

          The sovcit would be the only one not listening, and who wants to go through all of that crap?

    • @rtxn
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      62 months ago

      Doesn’t work. Trying to parse a sentence that is more than ten words in length, their brain would just throw an OutOfMemoryException, output a bunch of “I do not consent” lines, and immediately return to the index page of Black’s Law Dictionary.