• Flying Squid
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    296 days ago

    Actually, it sounds like you were lawfully arrested.

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    No way he’s getting 7 years just for using a passport as ID and not having plates. What did he do?

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      366 days ago

      The “passport” is the fake American State National passport that they, no word of a lie, get from a moonshine distillery equipment website.

    • Flying Squid
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      186 days ago

      I would be outstanding warrants are a part of it.

    • Rhynoplaz
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      166 days ago

      Soverie forgot to mention the pound of meth in the backseat.

    • @wjrii
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      10/01/24 some younger PD pulled me over and, YADDA YADDA YADDA, literally kidnapped me into their admiralty to sum it up.

        • @slickgoat
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          24 days ago

          At least yadda yadda yadda made the most sense.

        • @wjrii
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          45 days ago

          Unfortunately, I think our intrepid SovCit is all out of bisque.

  • @Xaphanos
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    195 days ago

    I really like this one. It takes us right up to the threshold of prison time. Icing on the cake would be a courtroom video, but I don’t really need it. We all know how it goes.

  • IninewCrow
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    156 days ago

    They should just get specialists into court proceedings with these people to just bombard them with the most complex legalese in absolute detail.

    • EleventhHour
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      256 days ago

      They already do. They’re called “lawyers”

      • IninewCrow
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        106 days ago

        I meant in addition to the lawyer … the added specialist would just be some kind of academic with a great detailed knowledge of archaic laws and regulations who could just cite obscure codes, legalese, regulations and explanations going all the way back to Ancient Greece and the Babylonians - their job would be just to calmly answer back to the Sovcit with ever more complex explanations and jargon.

        • @[email protected]
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          75 days ago

          I meant in addition to the lawyer … the added specialist would just be some kind of

          Mental health professional!

        • EleventhHour
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          45 days ago

          The sovcit would be the only one not listening, and who wants to go through all of that crap?

    • @rtxn
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      44 days ago

      Doesn’t work. Trying to parse a sentence that is more than ten words in length, their brain would just throw an OutOfMemoryException, output a bunch of “I do not consent” lines, and immediately return to the index page of Black’s Law Dictionary.