• @Myxomatosis
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    4 days ago

    I wish someone would do the right thing by strapping Elon to a rocket and launching it directly into the sun. The world needs a lot less billionaires.

    • @[email protected]
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      464 days ago

      People say this all the time and it’s nonsense. The amount of delta V required is too large. Just launch them far enough to leave earth’s orbit and after that who cares? Russell’s Teapot becomes Russell’s Billionaire and everything goes back to normal.

      • JohnEdwa
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        3 days ago

        Exactly. You’d need 28.9km/s of Delta V to get something from the earth to the sun, because your starting velocity is the 107000km/h of the earth and you have to slow down that much.
        Instead it takes only 2.9km/s to send Musk to mars and make him fullfil his promise of humans on mars by 2024 (well, he won’t arrive this year as the trip takes 8 months, but we could forgive him that)

      • @Grimy
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        114 days ago

        If you take the rocket and let it sink into the ocean, you don’t even need fuel.

        • stebo
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          44 days ago

          Yea just put all of them on a submarine. It’s a method that has already been proven to work, along with guillotines!

      • @kautau
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        4 days ago

        I don’t want aliens finding his dna in billions of years and reviving him. Probably the meanest thing we could do to another species is giving them fifth element version of elon

    • @_bcron_
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      324 days ago

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      • Justin
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        224 days ago

        Russia is our enemy and Musk is committing espionage/treason by discussing American foreign policy with Russian officials, especially as someone with clearance.

      • @Myxomatosis
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        134 days ago

        Why have the hurricanes avoided that place? Why can’t one good thing happen?

        • @disguy_ovahea
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          54 days ago

          The Florida panhandle in the northeast gets the most hurricane activity by far. This is primarily due to the AMOC moving northeast from the Gulf of Mexico, creating a cooler pocket of turbulence on Florida’s east coast.

          I guess the one good thing that will come from Trump’s acceleration of climate change will be when the AMOC breaks down, Mar-A-Lago will be unplayable soon after. Unfortunately, the UK will also lose most of its arable land, so it’s not really a great trade-off.

      • @VantaBrandon
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        13 days ago

        Grandpa Joe has an itchy drone strike finger

        Supreme burritos ruled hes King, so… you know, go for it Jack

    • JackbyDev
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      63 days ago

      Too difficult. Much easier to send someone out of orbit than into the sun.

    • Random_Character_A
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      33 days ago

      Sun is actually hard to reach. You need NASA. I’m sure their happy to help.

    • infectoid
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      64 days ago

      My head canon. Remember when Elon launched a Tesla into space and there was a space suit in the drivers seat. He was in the suit.

      The lizard people saw him as a liability and replaced him.

    • @Valmond
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      64 days ago

      Into the sun is too classy, and expensive IMO.