ID: existennialmemes posted:

Instead of “How are You?” try these Dystopia-Friendly alternatives:

  • I see you’re awake, my condolences

  • I hope you have some strong coffee

  • I can’t wait for the aliens to invade the earth

  • You need to find a seamstress for your raiding party

  • Did any of your crops survive the heatwave?

  • I sure hope this reality is just a simulation

    • @[email protected]OPEnglish
      32•2 months ago

      I’m assuming it’s that your raiding party are the people you do direct action with, and having a seamstress among you is super useful and important because they can not only create and mend clothes and other useful items like blankets and tents and banners, but in a real bind they could potentially sew up a wound, too!

        • @grueEnglish
          4•2 months ago

          None of the above. They’re stealth assassins.

          • @kautau
            2•2 months ago

            The gom jabbar makes for a great sewing needle

        • @[email protected]OPEnglish
          1•2 months ago

          I’m very much out of touch with most popular shows and games and such lol

          Having said that, I looked it up, and if you’re asking seriously and not just making a reference that’s gone over my head, I think the answer could be any really, depending on the person and what other skills they have.

        • @[email protected]OPEnglish
          4•2 months ago

          Oh, it might be! I’m very much out of touch with most popular shows and games and such lol