• @wjrii
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    3114 days ago

    Gabriel: He’s gonna put his dick in it.

    God: I put my dick in it!

    Joseph: Who put his dick in it?

    Mary: Don’t worry about it.

    • @[email protected]
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      914 days ago

      God: Go tell Joseph I did it.

      Gabriel: Yeah… It was God.

      Joseph: Oh… Uh… Well Ok then.

      Gabriel: And you’re gonna be cool about it.

      Joseph: Yep. I’m cool. It’s all good. We’re cool.

    • @apfelwoiSchoppen
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      814 days ago

      Then all the popes throughout history definitely put their dicks in anything and everything.