• @wjrii
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      3118 days ago

      Gabriel: He’s gonna put his dick in it.

      God: I put my dick in it!

      Joseph: Who put his dick in it?

      Mary: Don’t worry about it.

      • @[email protected]
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        918 days ago

        God: Go tell Joseph I did it.

        Gabriel: Yeah… It was God.

        Joseph: Oh… Uh… Well Ok then.

        Gabriel: And you’re gonna be cool about it.

        Joseph: Yep. I’m cool. It’s all good. We’re cool.

      • @apfelwoiSchoppen
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        817 days ago

        Then all the popes throughout history definitely put their dicks in anything and everything.