• TheTechnician27M
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      11 days ago

      Can we deport this inbred, middle-school-educated Trump supporter and keep the Colombian industrial engineer instead?

        • Miles O'Brien
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          4011 days ago

          … Antarctica doesn’t seem to have much in the way of law enforcement, so they likely wouldn’t deport him back to us.

          Could we Try there?

          • @TrickDacy
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            2811 days ago

            So he could fuck up the only thing really going on there which is scientific studies? Fuck that. There’s entire deserts that would love to have him

          • @Madison420
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            110 days ago

            You’d be wrong there, they have police and they are in fact strict, the US marshal system does not fuck around.

        • @Jesusaurus
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          1711 days ago

          Can we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?

          • neoman4426
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            1911 days ago

            Launching things into the sun takes a lot of energy and complex calculations. It’s interestingly easier to send something out of the solar system than into the sun

            • TheLowestStone
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              2011 days ago

              To be perfectly honest, I’m not actually worried about whether or not he makes it to the sun.

            • @trolololol
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              310 days ago

              Oh now you want to risk these unstable geniuses to be the first things aliens find about earth?

        • @SkunkWorkz
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          511 days ago

          The ocean, out of an helicopter. It’s what they voted for.

        • @troglodytis
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          411 days ago

          That’s the point, he don’t have a cow

        • don
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          11 days ago

          Them big ole cows with them horns whats in them roe-dee-oes with them there fellers a-hangin on their backs an also I think in italy where fokes go a-runnin alongside them cows seem to have two pretty dang-on good points atop their haids f’yous ta ask me

      • Billiam
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        511 days ago

        Have I been living with Joey too long, or did that actually make sense?