@[email protected] to Lemmy Shitpost • 4 days agoThe doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victimlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up11Karrow-down136
arrow-up1966arrow-down1imageThe doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victimlemmy.dbzer0.com@[email protected] to Lemmy Shitpost • 4 days agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squareCaptain AggravatedlinkfedilinkEnglish45•4 days agoNext time you see it it’ll be a 1-minute mp4 with a loop of some crap music that means a specific vibe to 15 year olds. I don’t know how much more bandwidth inefficient we can make it after that.
minus-square@tbird83iilink12•4 days agoDon’t forget the voice over reading the whole thing like its not right in front of me… “This doctor needed to call the burn unit after an attorney questioned him”…
minus-square@jas0nlink1•2 days agoAlso, don’t forget to split the video in half so you can watch someone react to the video you’re watching.
minus-square@TrickDacylink13•4 days agoEmbed it in a PowerPoint presentation and somehow it will triple in file size
Next time you see it it’ll be a 1-minute mp4 with a loop of some crap music that means a specific vibe to 15 year olds.
I don’t know how much more bandwidth inefficient we can make it after that.
Don’t forget the voice over reading the whole thing like its not right in front of me… “This doctor needed to call the burn unit after an attorney questioned him”…
Also, don’t forget to split the video in half so you can watch someone react to the video you’re watching.
Embed it in a PowerPoint presentation and somehow it will triple in file size
Let me introduce you to…
The Metaverse!
Upscale it to 4K for no reason
yeah that’ll do it.
Don’t forget subway surfers!