In a heartwarming story that will certainly have consequences for decades to come, little boys everywhere felt their hearts soar on Tuesday as American voters elected Donald Trump, showing the young ones that they, too, could someday grow up to be the most powerful sexual predator in America.
Well, we have a pandemic and 2 growing wars, so if a major famine occurs next, definitely a maybe
With all the tariffs coming and the immigrant farm laborers getting deported, it just might!