• teft
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    1310 days ago

    Both hearts at the same time?

    Did you learn xenobiology from a ferengi?

    As if a klingon warrior could die from a measly thing such as heart failure. Puh-lease.

    • Flying SquidM
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      1110 days ago

      Obviously after being stabbed in the first heart!

      • @[email protected]
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        1310 days ago

        Klingon insurance programs do class that as a complication of battle and therefore an honourable death.

        Unfortunately for the Klingons the Ferengi insurance underwriters class most deaths as non accidental and therefore don’t pay out, they realized most Klingons are happy enough to be told it was honourable even if they receive no compensation.

        Klingon insurance also has Act of God’s clauses, but because they killed their gods they never pay out.

        Long story short, never get Klingon healthcare or give them powers of attorney, they’re not a financially minded people.

        • Flying SquidM
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          1010 days ago

          I assumed Klingon healthcare was just asking your friends to kill you if you come down with the sniffles.

      • teft
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        10 days ago

        In that case the traitorous heart in question goes to Grethor. The rest of Martok will join the honored dead.

        • IninewCrow
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          510 days ago

          Then what happens if you are a Klingon in Sto’vo’kor with a single heart and you suffer another heart attack after celebrating your arrival?

      • @aeronmelon
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        310 days ago

        If one heart fell in battle and the other heart didn’t, they would obviously consider that a half-hearted death.