Passing the event horizon, spaghettification, and certain death await. Yarrr.

  • @XeroxCool
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    361 day ago

    I thought it’d just be airlocking them

    • @[email protected]OP
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      81 day ago

      That’s normal space pirate stuff. I’m taking about the extreme space pirating where people tremble at the mention of the name of the pirate because he/she/it black holes them.

      • DreamButt
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        423 hours ago

        I’m not a math boi but I feel like you’d probably run out of air b4 the black hole got you

        • @Maalus
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          110 hours ago

          Your blood would literally boil the second you are exposed to the vacuum of space. You are dead long before you reach it. Maybe if they fire you off in a torpedo. But then some mutineer could fuck with the targetting systems and keep you alive.

      • @Kaput
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        21 day ago

        Weld a cheese grater devise to block the airlick

        • Pennomi
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          41 day ago

          Do NOT lick the airlock

          • @Kaput
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            41 day ago

            But there might be cheese crumbs left.