Passing the event horizon, spaghettification, and certain death await. Yarrr.

  • @[email protected]OP
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    81 day ago

    That’s normal space pirate stuff. I’m taking about the extreme space pirating where people tremble at the mention of the name of the pirate because he/she/it black holes them.

    • DreamButt
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      41 day ago

      I’m not a math boi but I feel like you’d probably run out of air b4 the black hole got you

      • @Maalus
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        114 hours ago

        Your blood would literally boil the second you are exposed to the vacuum of space. You are dead long before you reach it. Maybe if they fire you off in a torpedo. But then some mutineer could fuck with the targetting systems and keep you alive.

    • @Kaput
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      21 day ago

      Weld a cheese grater devise to block the airlick

      • Pennomi
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        41 day ago

        Do NOT lick the airlock

        • @Kaput
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          41 day ago

          But there might be cheese crumbs left.