Passing the event horizon, spaghettification, and certain death await. Yarrr.

  • @[email protected]OP
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    92 months ago

    That’s normal space pirate stuff. I’m taking about the extreme space pirating where people tremble at the mention of the name of the pirate because he/she/it black holes them.

    • @mangaskahn
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      72 months ago

      So like reavers, but more humane.

    • DreamButt
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      42 months ago

      I’m not a math boi but I feel like you’d probably run out of air b4 the black hole got you

      • @Maalus
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        12 months ago

        Your blood would literally boil the second you are exposed to the vacuum of space. You are dead long before you reach it. Maybe if they fire you off in a torpedo. But then some mutineer could fuck with the targetting systems and keep you alive.

    • @Kaput
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      22 months ago

      Weld a cheese grater devise to block the airlick

      • Pennomi
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        42 months ago

        Do NOT lick the airlock

        • @Kaput
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          42 months ago

          But there might be cheese crumbs left.

    • @[email protected]
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      12 months ago

      Just throw them out inside a space suit without any communication devices, if you want them to suffer. Give them some time until oxygen runs out, or they die of thirst, knowing that there will be no help.