• Pirky
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    1 day ago

    The left one. It’s the Giraffe’s neck that’s long. Not their torso.

    Edit: See Derpleton from Centaurworld.

    • @FilthyShrooms
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      3422 hours ago

      Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one

      • @bitwaba
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        211 hours ago

        A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.

        A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.

        QED

        • Fushuan [he/him]
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          210 hours ago

          A centaur is a horse with human torso after the neck, so a giraffe centaur is a horse with a long neck and a human torso after the neck. Right is justice.

        • @portuga
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          211 hours ago

          What if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists

      • @BatmanAoD
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        518 hours ago

        But the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe’s body change that?

        • Fushuan [he/him]
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          6 hours ago

          Exactly, the left one warps the human proportions while the right one extends the giraffe neck that connects with the human torso. The right one is more natural.

        • @FilthyShrooms
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          Because the one on the right is funnier

    • @Valmond
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      51 day ago

      How does he pick his nose or brush his teeth?