Passing the event horizon, spaghettification, and certain death await. Yarrr.

  • @Mango
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    323 hours ago

    Okay, but hear me out. Space keel hauling. Dress them such that they stay alive for a while in the horrors of space!

    • @DrownedRats
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      323 hours ago

      Tie them to the communications mast and give them thirty lashes with orions belt!

      • @Mango
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        222 hours ago

        Space them in a pressurized suit with their dicks sticking out with a flange/gasket type thing so they ejaculate their whole guts out where their penis used to be!