Passing the event horizon, spaghettification, and certain death await. Yarrr.

  • @DrownedRats
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    322 hours ago

    Tie them to the communications mast and give them thirty lashes with orions belt!

    • @Mango
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      222 hours ago

      Space them in a pressurized suit with their dicks sticking out with a flange/gasket type thing so they ejaculate their whole guts out where their penis used to be!