Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And […]

Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

  • @[email protected]OPEnglish
    163•1 month ago

    For those out of the loop:
    Global Tetrahedron is a fake evil corporation the Onion used as a bad guy in some stories.
    Global Tetrahedron is also the real company that bought the Onion earlier this year.
    Global Tetrahedron the real company also really bought InfoWars in a bankruptcy auction.
    Global Tetrahedron the fake evil corporation is who wrote this article.