Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And […]
The Onion isn’t news.
What’s this doing here?
Edit: OH! The Onion actually, really, genuinely, bought InfoWars! OK I get it.
This is not satire.
The linked announcement is satire. And hysterical.
But the acquisition is also real.
He ate… uh, no… uhm he saw an apple that looked like an onion… and uh… peeled it.
Yeah I don’t know how to make the analogy work here.