Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And […]
  • @[email protected]
    37•12 hours ago

    " The excess funds initially allocated for the purchase will be reinvested into our philanthropic efforts that include business school scholarships for promising cult leaders, a charity that donates elections to at-risk third world dictators, and a new pro bono program pairing orphans with stable factory jobs at no cost to the factories."

    This article is great top to bottom but ‘at-risk dictators’ made me cackle

  • @[email protected]English
    26•12 hours ago

    The Onion isn’t news.
    What’s this doing here?

    Edit: OH! The Onion actually, really, genuinely, bought InfoWars! OK I get it.

    • AlexanderESmith
      2•11 hours ago

      He ate… uh, no… uhm he saw an apple that looked like an onion… and uh… peeled it.

      Yeah I don’t know how to make the analogy work here.

  • @perviouslyiner
    10•10 hours ago

    “the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name)”

  • @AbouBenAdhemEnglish
    6•12 hours ago

    Is it part of the joke that the logo for “Global Tetrahedron” is actually a dodecahedron?

  • @TokenBoomer
    1•11 hours ago

    Can’t wait for Leon Musk to eat that candy bar.