Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

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  • @grue
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    103 months ago

    Does this mean they’re Alex Jones’s boss now?

    • @[email protected]
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      83 months ago

      Makes sense. They keep him contained somewhere to ramble, while appropriately inducted and vetted comedians interpret, neutralize and transmit his bullshit and make it funny.

      An oracle of comedy situation.

      • @bitjunkie
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        63 months ago

        Aside from the official licensing, you essentially just described Knowledge Fight.

    • @Pretzilla
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      13 months ago

      They own his IP rights so can just clone him into an AI bot