Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

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  • @grue
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    1011 hours ago

    Does this mean they’re Alex Jones’s boss now?

    • @[email protected]
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      611 hours ago

      Makes sense. They keep him contained somewhere to ramble, while appropriately inducted and vetted comedians interpret, neutralize and transmit his bullshit and make it funny.

      An oracle of comedy situation.

      • @bitjunkie
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        59 hours ago

        Aside from the official licensing, you essentially just described Knowledge Fight.